Hey, listen, Rudolph. I know you’ve been lighting Mr. Claus’s way for quite a while now, yes I’m aware of the song, but the big guy doesn’t need you anymore.
Oh yes, we got him a new miniature Peterbilt 359 RC 1:4 V’s for Christmas. You don’t know what that means? Of course you don’t, you’re a reindeer.
Bottom line, kid, you’re not needed anymore. Santa’s got a new toy to light up his way and it comes with a horn, beeps when backing up, and smoke even comes out of the mini stocks!
Can you make smoke come out of your antlers? No? Exactly.
Wait, don’t cry. C’mon, don’t cry like that. You wanna take a ride in the Peterbilt? Yeah? Let’s go take a ride in the Peterbilt, you can honk the horn.